A writer must write but it’s like that old joke – if a tree falls in a forest and no one heard it, did it really fall? If I write and no one responds, did I really write? So your likes and comments ARE WHAT KEEPS ME GOING. MORE IS THERE SEX AFTER SLEEP APNEA ON MONDAY AFTER THE HOLIDAY!
snore guard
IS THERE SEX AFTER SLEEP APNEA? (con’d)
Of course, if basketball is your sport, you know that the professional players all wear mouth guards. Your man can play any position ——— figuratively and literally. In fact his snore guard makes him appear younger, sexier, and more desirable especially if you take your reading glasses off. You are so blind, that without your reading glasses you really cannot tell the difference between a mouthguard and a snore guard, a twenty year old and your husband, a muscular athlete and your old man. So have a beer, and show that team spirit! And bring on your own kind of Miami Heat!
IS THERE SEX AFTER SLEEP APNEA? (CON’D)
Of course, if basketball is your sport, you know that the professional players all wear mouth guards. Your man can play any position ——— figuratively and literally. In fact his snore guard makes him appear younger, sexier, and more desirable especially if you take your reading glasses off. You are so blind, that without your reading glasses you really cannot tell the difference between a mouthguard and a snore guard, a twenty year old and your husband, a muscular athlete and your old man. So have a beer, and show that team spirit! And bring on your own kind of Miami Heat!
IS THERE SEX AFTER SLEEP APNEA (con’d)
Or, you can pretend you are in bed with a professional boxer. He wears his mouthguard proudly! He just knocked his opponent out! He is a champion! You might want to play “We are the champions of the world” by Queen to add to the victorious mood. After all, your husband IS 75 and so what if his is not a mouthguard but a snore guard? When you are fantasizing, do you care about the details?
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